maraldez

Starfucker - Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

I feel like he’s dancing to the song

if you miss that last long note in guitar hero it just gets super quiet and you’re just left to rethink all the things you’ve done wrong in life

marco-taco:

“And wetness, is the essence of beauty.”

hungarian:

i have too many crushes at the same time i need to stop being such a mental slut UGH

katara:

i love eggnog but the starbucks eggnog latte is disgusting idk why i buy it

transhumanisticpanspermia:

Dude people in Colorado want to secede

How stupid are you

Your state in landlocked and the only thing it has going for it is weed and snow

You can’t run an economy on landlocked weed and snow

fairgroundsoldier:

loyalnerdwp:

if a poison goes past its expiration date does it get more toxic or less toxic